First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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wvcheesehead 13

Ask your mother for birth control also please, for the sake of the planet.

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mmazzaa 16

The times that you wasted ..... Could of went to your garden and grow so much potato and carrots

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havahnegila 22

I'm surprised your mom didn't walk you through how to shave, such as how to hold the razor, the angle you should shave at, not to shave against the grain of the hairs, etc. you should ask her for a more thorough walk through for your own safety.

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lulinator 40

Most parents think it's an innate skill, since they've been doing it so long. I was never shown how, or even what areas when I started. I got in trouble for shaving my arms, lol.

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wanted_2_want 40

You definitely need reading glasses... And a little more common sense Just sayin'

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rocker_chick23 27

How stupid are you, OP? Anyone with half a brain could have felt there was a hard plastic thing over the blades.

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vikky538 28

first time use OP..you are exempted from embarrassment...

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Twisted_Angel 17

um... it's a razor... they come with protective caps on them. How did you not know this? Even if it was your first time shaving, common sense should have come into play here.

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badgercheese94 16

This reminds of the time I went ice skating with the skates I got for Christmas, and noticed I had trouble on the ice and was like "wtf is going on" until I noticed that I forgot to take the plastic covering from the left skate's blade

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sarcasticking141 3

Wow I don't want to live on this planet anymore people really need to think things through.

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