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By Goatkvlt - 22/11/2008 07:02 - France

Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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By shaverguy - 15/06/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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Slippery when wet

By Ulysse - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML

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By nomorebeard - 25/03/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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Tree trunks

By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Tasha84 - 20/11/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Mirror image

By JimmyTheDude - 05/07/2024 22:00 - Ireland - Cork

Today, to save money, I tried following a YouTube tutorial to trim my beard myself. Halfway through, the clippers slipped, and now I have a huge chunk missing in the middle of my chin. I tried to even it out, but it just got worse. Now I look like I lost a fight with a Flymo. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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PenNameHere 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 21:40

the most important lessons I have learned from fml are not to draw large penises anywhere and to always have 3 razors.

haileyshelton 14

Wednesday 4 December 2013 19:47

I thought you meant buttcheeks.

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:25

Just like Bruce Dickinson sometime during his career :)

NeutraL_ 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:42

>> i allways have a manual electrics scare me becouse i sliced my hand open with it the 1st time i shaved XDDDDD

captainplanet11 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:35

Damn. Some guys can go for a few days without shaving before they see some stubble but I feel your pain. Of course I always use manuals because it feels like a closer shave, but still. Maybe you'll look super rugged?

HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:42

UGH. that sucks.

PenNameHere 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 21:40

the most important lessons I have learned from fml are not to draw large penises anywhere and to always have 3 razors.

mlipro 0

Friday 2 April 2010 5:59

Lol same here. Also, when your talking on the phone, the person on the other end is always someone you know, no matter what the number is.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 7:08

YDI for taking battery power for granted.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 16 May 2014 17:28

Like you've never had something unexpected happen to you.

KianaJeneth 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:17

well, you could always use a blade :)

Allison_H 0

Friday 25 June 2010 14:55

AWESOME BEARD DANCE PARTY. /UNCEUNCEUNCE

chewbacca69 0

Monday 29 November 2010 1:15

thought he was talking about his ass haha!

zdroid10 7

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:17

HALF-BEARD!

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Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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Today, my two cats, who I'm slowly easing into being together, seem to like the fight they had yesterday. My older cat goes to my new cat's room to mew until I open the door, then lunges at my new cat, and my new cat goes to the barrier until he sees my old cat, and they start their shenanigans again. FML

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Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML

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Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

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Today, what should have been a nice family dinner ended with my wife standing over me, staring me dead in the eyes, while endlessly repeating, “Get him out of my house, get him out of my house…” until I agreed to take my drunk brother to a hotel to sleep it off. FML

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Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was trying to hit on me, I rudely gave him a fake name. He thanked me and walked away. I continued to watch him leaving until I saw him ask another woman for her name and took out a wallet and showed it to her. It was my lost wallet. FML

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