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Just like Bruce Dickinson sometime during his career :)
>> i allways have a manual electrics scare me becouse i sliced my hand open with it the 1st time i shaved XDDDDD
UGH. that sucks.
the most important lessons I have learned from fml are not to draw large penises anywhere and to always have 3 razors.
Lol same here. Also, when your talking on the phone, the person on the other end is always someone you know, no matter what the number is.
YDI for taking battery power for granted.
well, you could always use a blade :)
thought he was talking about his ass haha!
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the most important lessons I have learned from fml are not to draw large penises anywhere and to always have 3 razors.
I thought you meant buttcheeks.