Fishing

By Veronica - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML
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LittleRed79 39

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why you'd ask your FATHER whether he thought guys would be "into" you based on what you were wearing. Probably not how he wants to view his daughter. Just saying.

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MsKatieFace 11

I hope i'm not the only one who finds it creepy that you're asking your father if guys will basically want to sleep with you. Why would you want your father to look at you in a "does she look hot/sexy" kind of way that you're hoping boys will?

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RedPillSucks 31

I wonder if it matters how old she is

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MsKatieFace 11

If she was a little girl it would be harmless, as she's probably meaning "do i look pretty" which is a normal thing to ask a parent, though of course they're biased and will always say yes. I think once they hit the teenage years they stop wanting to be "pretty" and start wanting to be "sexy" so any age on from a teenager is what i think is creepy. Given she uses FML (and likely had to have some decent grammar and spelling to even get through moderation) I'd guess at her being at least about 14/15 so definitely in the creepy zone.

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MrSassypants 32

Then I would put hair grow in his shampoo. That wouldn't really be a good prank, and he probably wouldn't have shampoo since he's bald. I don't know, guess that's why I'm a professional dumbass.

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weveallbeenthere 30

that's not a question you ask your dad. all dads are thinking is, no one better look at my daughter. that being said, he should have told you that you look great.

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rdenkewicz 11

That statement has truth independent of how you look so don't worry about it!

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DenverTyrrell 13

It could be true, but sorry OP I'm sure you look beautiful

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Niedermayer_20 12

Complete honesty. You asked a stupid question, only deserving a stupid answer.

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hannah_beeaarr 5

It's ok my dad would have said the same thing?✌️?✋?

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henrylikestreats 22

YDI for asking a dad and not expecting a dad response.

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jdcg116 10

As a dad I get what he was doing there. No dad wants to hear that his daughter wants to look good for guys. He could have been much more tactful about it though.

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