Fishing

By Veronica - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML
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LittleRed79 39

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why you'd ask your FATHER whether he thought guys would be "into" you based on what you were wearing. Probably not how he wants to view his daughter. Just saying.

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Sterase94 2

That's what you get for asking a dad, YOUR dad something like that. That's just wrong..

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Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Tell him you're pregnant! LOL ?

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SkittlesGoRawr 19

He needs to learn how to compliment his daughter instead of being a grouch .-.

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themadbanana 5

You should have waited to ask him. Depending on how drunk he was.

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Skyebright8 5

I think he was trying to shut down you fishing for compliments, especially ones that rely on the opposite sexes opinion

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demonfacee 14

Don't take it personally, he was probably joking.

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