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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML

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By Peach - 05/12/2017 15:00

Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML

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Lint kills

By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 00:00

Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML

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Dried out

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 20:01 - Canada

Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML

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By Ashley Rocha - 11/09/2018 20:30

Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML

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Repair this

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 06:01

Today, at my appliance job, we received a used dryer that needed to be fixed. I took it in the back room to test it. I plugged it in and turned it on. It started to smell so bad that I went to shut it down, but before I did I see two used condoms fly out of the back vent. FML

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By Asteria - 15/11/2018 05:00

Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML

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Bad DIY FML

By Liah - 28/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML

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By needs_another_loan - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

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Home Improvement

By coius - 29/11/2020 01:03 - United States - Lincoln

Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML

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My drip

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML

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CharlieDiesel159391 3

Saturday 11 April 2020 8:26

sounds like something from Tim the tool man Taylor haha 😂🤣

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 April 2020 5:53

He's probably a drug dealer, man-***** or a CIA agent* and appliance repair is just his cover story. *or all of the above.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 April 2020 5:53

He's probably a drug dealer, man-***** or a CIA agent* and appliance repair is just his cover story. *or all of the above.

CharlieDiesel159391 3

Saturday 11 April 2020 8:26

sounds like something from Tim the tool man Taylor haha 😂🤣

Dandyboi 7

Saturday 11 April 2020 20:05

YO 🤣

Jenny Schecter 12

Sunday 12 April 2020 4:20

I was thinking the same thing! 😂

africanqueen202 4

Saturday 11 April 2020 20:01

Damn he need a new job🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😭😭

spinspinsugar 12

Saturday 11 April 2020 20:21

my husband and his parents house burned down today 8 years ago, so even though I have a biased opinion, I'm sorry your life sucks :(

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Sunday 12 April 2020 0:56

I'm very concerned for this mans clients....

WistayShlaio82 13

Tuesday 14 April 2020 18:08

Maybe that’s what he tells you what he does but in reality he plays a repair man in movies.

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