Fleeing the scene

By Winxy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 103
You deserved it 4 548
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Top comments

kaitieloo 22

How the did three year old manage that? I'm 20 and I still can't figure out how to open a damned window.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I hate to break it to you OP, but he probably doesn't like you.

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lexiieeex3 32

Maybe you should choose a different career path...

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lexiieeex3 32

No need to be sassy, just saying maybe babysitting is not for her.

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leogachi 15

You sound more sassy than #21 does.

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AndyPurdy 31

kids can do strange things.when i was a kid i somehow managed to unlock a door,go outside and fall down the stairs in my baby walker when my mum wasn't looking

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Well, damn. If you were thinking of quitting your day job to pursue a career in babysitting... don't.

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Exaspera 54

The " terrible twos" are lasting a bit longer with this one.

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tdawg91 17

Anyone that believes the twos are terrible clearly doesn't have a child over two, that third year is insane!

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Clinky92 18

I'm hearing Tom Petty "free Fallin'" as I picture him flying out the window lol

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FMLusername969 21

You should try engaging the child when your spending time with him/her. Play a game, do a puzzle, teach him how to kick a ball, go for a walk ...etc. Become relatable to the child and give him/her some 1 on 1 attention . The kid will love you!

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FrostyNipz19 12

I guess your his Vicky

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leogachi 15

It's good to know your nips are frosty, Timmy.

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ZombieVampirez 24

Who's breath smells like a dog's behind? who's as cuddly as a porcupine? Who's a curse to all man kind? ICKY VICKY

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shemademedoit 20

time to take babysitting to another level

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naddousha 14

Part of babysitting is watching the kid... Part if not all.. Sorry to break it to you, but u can't blame a kid for being a kid, you should blame your inattention that led to him breaking an arm. Hope the parents were more understanding than I was ...

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