Babysitter and Kids: Fleeing the scene

The fact he was able to do it kinda shows how bad of a baby sitter you are. If I came home and discovered my child had been able to do that a certain someone else would be taking the route out.

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 30 April 2015 15:32

Holy hell

Sandman2015 12

Thursday 30 April 2015 15:46

I think your relative isn't long for this world if they thought that was a great idea. Good thing kids bones are mostly rubbery.

irish_lad 16

Thursday 30 April 2015 17:01

That actually sounds like my kid except he didn't do that

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