Love and Embarrassing: Flummoxed

I work at subway OP, dont feel bad almost everyday a customer or two forgets what a veggie or the name of the breads are called. one time a customer called lettuce "salad". Lol "could i have some spinach and salad?"

wondermoose 28

Wednesday 12 August 2015 13:46

I also work at subway, this is so common she probably didn't even think twice about it! don't sweat it op

baileybrooke13 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:22

“Um...I'd like some of those...the..the pickles without vinegar..please..."

MisterKnowItAll 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:35

I'll have some green phallic vegetable, please.

TiffyTaffy96 13

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:38

Should of used that as an excuse to start a real conversation with her.

jackthekeeper 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:39

organic ******

phoneaddict13 29

Wednesday 12 August 2015 10:45

you have THE BEST comment here!

ecamp12 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:40

The pickle's pretty cousin?

hard_candy 25

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:40

aww, that's actually pretty cute of you, OP

open_secrets 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:57

lol its cute when guys get nervous

Kcoate1 13

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:10

We all had moments like those ?

Teyros 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:20

Those darn green things!

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