Kids: Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about...

By anonymous - 03/08/2009 07:37 - Taiwan

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

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Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

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By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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aback 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:29

So tell your cousin you dreamed s/he was eaten by spiders. And his/her parents were glad.

genius_man16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:02

Um, so the **** what? It's a dream. Stop getting your ******* panties in a bunch.

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genius_man16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:02

Um, so the **** what? It's a dream. Stop getting your ******* panties in a bunch.

dacho 7

Monday 3 August 2009 16:37

Agreed. "Oh nooo, my cousin had a dream, **** MY LIEF ;;;_;;;"

marz88 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:57

Why in the name of god is this an FML?. Stop QQing damnit it was a dream. I bet a bunch of little kids are moderating this going OMG that's so terrible. FFS

hecuva 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:09

Just to add to this NOT being a FML... they were talking about having "wierd" dreams, so her cousin could be saying that it was wierd that she lost... therefore a good thing, right?

0___0 9

Monday 3 August 2009 18:47

yeah! it's weird that you lost, you should have won ;D

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:10

Dude, no kidding! This is rather ridiculous. Kinda like the Jackass crew guys, but man, even theirs were better with this....

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:45

@#21 lol QQing :P

look_its_me 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 23:19

of course, that's just a dream. the reality is that shell bitch about anything for the attention

thecrazed7 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:02

YDI for having relatives.

ckpy8 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:07

Are you kidding me? Everybody has relatives. It isn't something they can help. Did you even think before posting that? OP: It was only a dream. Who knows what goes on in other peoples' minds?

KumoFF7 3

Monday 3 August 2009 16:12

He's a troll dumbass don't listen to him. YDI for living in taiwan

thecrazed7 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:19

She* :D ..... AND your a racist.

notanazi 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:31

And *you're* an idiot.

thecrazed7 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 9:23

**** you. nazi.

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:11

seeing such a worthless FMl getting past the moderation is a complete nightmare

SaintJimmy 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:15

So ******* what? He was your little cousin who had a DREAM!! Maybe he was the judge of the beauty contest and he thinks women who look like rats that walk on two legs are beautiful and that's why you lost. Get over it.