Flummoxed

By shellie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

It's ok. Everyones nervous their first time for anything.

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Androidz 0

Don't worry OP. I screamed during a test on my ear, before anything happened.

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Enslaved 36

That's not too bad. I was super nervous my first time also. My first gynecologist was a lady doctor and I felt odd being touched by a female. Now I prefer them. (:

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SoSickWithIt 14

Do you prefer being touched by a female all the time, or just at the GYN? Peoples lives are at stake if you do not answer this! D:

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Just think. If a doctor was going to touch your dick totally UNsexually, would you want it to be a man or a woman? I doubt you'd want a lady to be shoving her hand up your ass to check your prostate.

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

So just because you dont want someone of the opposite sex touching you down there doesn't mean that you're gay/lesbian.

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SoSickWithIt 14

I'm extremely uncomfortable when I get physicals anyway. Mainly because Dr's have extremely cold touches. I do know though there is a method behind that madness.

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Clamcreepy 7

It was your first time so of course you were gonna get the jitters but next time you'll be prepared and you'll have your hand extended for the shake hopefully

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22jrdn55 15

Embarassing? No, having a fully-dressed person stare at and touch your privates is fun.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Let's not forget the speculum part of the exam. If you don't know what a "speculum" is you should google it, as I'm not going to explain it and have all the poor jokes follow.

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poopshreds 10

turns out she went through your purse right after

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imaa_hustler 0

Could of been worse. You could of instantly stripped the second you walked into the room.

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perdix 29

What a faux pas! When you meet a doctor, you don't give them the whole handbag -- just the wallet will do.

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TinyGiant 4

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They can both smell it but they can't eat it

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Akharr01 5

Ugh.... FYL no joke I'm terrified too.

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