Relatable, Awkward and Health: Flummoxed - FML

Flummoxed

By shellie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 13 January 2012 12:01

It's ok. Everyones nervous their first time for anything.

Androidz 0

Friday 13 January 2012 12:04

Don't worry OP. I screamed during a test on my ear, before anything happened.

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chellyX92 8

Friday 13 January 2012 16:49

On my first time for the same thing, I was so nervous when they took my pulse they thought I had a heart issue. Making the visit much worse. So don't worry people get nervous :)

Vaginabutter 15

Friday 13 January 2012 17:05

She wants to look at your other purse.

CuddleMePanda 0

Friday 13 January 2012 17:10

It's okay OP. first time I went was for my first ultrasound, I wasn't nervous till she explained what was going to happen... Lol

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 13 January 2012 17:19

Well when you get that bill handing them the purse won't seem so out of place.

geod69 8

Friday 13 January 2012 17:23

That's funny

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Friday 13 January 2012 17:54

Ya haha the video of you should be on YouTube aim about an hour. Good luck!

AllyyK 9

Friday 13 January 2012 18:39

Haahahaha I laughed :) This isn't really an FML though, it probably was alittle embarrassing but I would've just laughed it off.

hateevryone 14

Friday 13 January 2012 18:41

im sure she understand

ravenxcorvinus 9

Friday 13 January 2012 19:39

at least you didn't get punched in the face.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Friday 13 January 2012 19:53

... or punch your gyno in the face... O.o

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