I'm going to have my first time soon. Honestly, I don't know what to expect. Should I pretty myself down there or something? What do they even do to you??? I'm 20 and still have no clue.

12- I think Google can help you out with that, not an FML thread. No offense...

Its ok I always mistake my gynecologist for a robber!

^Truss.

12, you could always bleach your pubic hair. I've heard gynecologists like that.

If I was the gynecologist I would take it and run just to **** with her. I guess that's why I'm not a gynecologist lol.

i remember my first gyno, wait im a guy

53, I thought it may be because you didn't go to school to qualify for it?

12 the dr will do a pap test on you look that up on google. They will check your breasts for any abnormalities and that's just by them touching them kind of like when you do self breast exams and that's roughly about it. They will discuss birth control too

12-please pretty yourself clean ur self and make sure ur feet don't stink. I worked in a gyn as a med asst and those were the 3 big issues.

D'aw, I thought that was adorable. Bless your cotten socks.

48 and u would know how?

I never thought about stinky feet problem. That's good advise.

You're supposed to show your "Change Purse"....not your "Hand Bag".

Yeah, what if a mugger wanted to shake your hand, and you gave him your handbag. Silver lining?

that's true. i really want to mention something funny but i know it'd get a million thumbs down

Just say it(:

Who the hell cares about thumbs up or down? The only thumbs you should worry about are attached to your hand.

that's true. the story came and went. what a shame. well....at any given moment, 260,000 people are masturbating. does that random fact make up for it?

I'm happy I still got my thumbs ????

Is it bad that I read this comment as shave it off?

I really don't think it could get any worse. Only if he popped it for her. That would suck.

Anticipation is the worst

yeah, she've seen worse. ;) OP's nervousiness-> shy->possibly a virgin

She have? What the ****?

43 - "... To the gyneacologist the first time..." I would sincerely hope she is still a virgin at this age.

55, a girl is supposed to go as soon as she is sexually active or when she is 21 if not. I don't understand your statement, sorry.

64 - I am assuming the OP is of the age range 14-18, somewhere around there. I would sincerely hope that she is a virgin still if she's under 18.

Oh! Not what I expected! What a gentleman.

Actually, I went to the gynecologist prior to being sexually active. You have to go to one if you want birth control, and since birth control has other added benefits (helps with skin conditions like acne, if you get really, REALLY sick during menstruation, etc.) I was on it even before I had sex.

I meant age and virginity have nothing to do with the first time going. All I know is I can never go back.

Good thing that she didn't run off with OP's purse.

It's wicked scary knowing that a total stranger is going to be inspecting your genitals and sticking stuff inside you. I know people who have been going for years and still get anxious about it. It'd be considerably tougher your first time, especially if you're young.

Your comment is so blindingly fabulous and god givingly creatively righteous, that you deserve a cookie, but seriously, if you have nothing intelligent to say dont say it

Your Dad's condom was a "fail".

Are you that lazy, that you can't even type: Oh really?

#42 - You don't use a colon there, YA DUMBFUCK. If you can't correctly correct someone (in this case, you shouldn't since you didn't get the joke), don't say anything at all.

45, I think a thumb down would suffice for all that you've said.

Actually, he COULD use a colon there, he would just have to put quotation marks around the "Oh Really?" in order to make it punctuated correctly. Go back to grammar school.

45 always gets thumbed down on every FML thread lol