FML Approved, Video #3 By Louis - 15/03/2017 23:00 Ever get that sinking feeling? I agree, your life sucks 851 You deserved it 205 Share Tweet Share
Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 851 You deserved it 1 040
Today, I told my son to get a job and start paying rent. Five minutes later he transferred me rent for the next 5 years. When I demanded to know where he got that kind of money, he showed me his bank statements. He’s made more money mining Bitcoin than I’ve made in 15 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 273 You deserved it 1 363
Today, I'm pregnant. So far, I have been criticized about 20 times for “making poor choices.” Not only did we use a condom, I’m also on the pill, and have an IUD. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 097 You deserved it 196
Today, my nephew kicked me in the balls, again! And he got me fair and square this time. It's the fourth time he's got me in the balls since the pandemic started. I have to put my groin guard from college on and teach him a lesson because he won't listen and he's 12, so he knows what he's doing. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 589 You deserved it 329
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 711 You deserved it 3 116
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 486 You deserved it 335
Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 029 You deserved it 85
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML I agree, your life sucks 428 You deserved it 274