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By Anonymous - 06/09/2020 08:01 - United States - San Luis Obispo

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Today, I signed up for my ex’s OnlyFans. She never sent me nudes when we were dating, now she’s selling them to everyone she knows. FML

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By noah - 01/07/2024 03:00 - United States

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Today, it’s been four months since my cheating ex-girlfriend dumped me for someone else’s dick. She was offered a monthly six figure OnlyFans contract. Since then she’s been living life care-free while I struggle to pick up the pieces. Back to being single and still working my ass off to be broke. FML

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By eric - 11/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Fallbrook

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Today, I learned that the girl I liked who rejected me last week also has an OnlyFans Account. Yes, I dodged a bullet. However, she let me down with, "I'm celibate and taking a break from men." Then detailed why she would love to stay friends with me. Even girls who sell themselves want nothing to do with me. FML

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By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

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By OnlyFecked - 29/12/2021 13:59

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Today, my dad discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account. I’ll let you do the math on that one. FML

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Creepy admission

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 11:00 - United States - Coventry

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Today, I found out that my cousin has an OnlyFans, and I subscribed. FML

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By RDMdragoon - 13/07/2009 11:16 - United States

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Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML

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Honest day's work

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out that I opened an Onlyfans account. FML

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Fortunately, she's gone

By IGotFinessed - 14/11/2019 14:00 - United States - New Fairfield

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Today, I just realized that my ex-girlfriend has been using my credit card to buy condoms, beer, and dildos just to piss me off. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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icalledhisname 12

Sunday 6 September 2020 19:16

I don’t see a problem with this. She didn’t want to send you nudes, period. People are allowed to not want to do things. Now she has a new life with OnlyFans and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. Time for you to move on.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 6 September 2020 18:29

I guess you never offered to pay for the nudes.... BTW - Give it up with stalking your Ex, she’s moved on.

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eellik 10

Tuesday 8 September 2020 0:49

Dude, don't do that to yourself. I get that you miss her, but you're only torturing yourself.

galvinizd 7

Tuesday 8 September 2020 20:45

Dude.. You got YDI!, because you didn't include your ex's OFs account URL. I mean if we are going to vote... at least let us look.

Allie614032 34

Wednesday 9 September 2020 23:51

You can't look without paying lol

galvinizd 7

Thursday 10 September 2020 4:18

oh.. I'll pay.

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 9 September 2020 14:05

wtf get out of there man. seriously. unsubscribe and move on pronto

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Today, while doing physical therapy exercises for my broken leg, I managed to throw my back out. Now I can neither walk nor sit up. FML

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Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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Today, my sister, who used to be my best friend, texted me asking why we never talk anymore. Hmm, maybe it’s because she stopped answering my calls, texts, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, psychic reachings, and every other form of communication since she got a new boyfriend six months ago. FML

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Today, it's exactly 3 months since I ended my engagement. I'm STILL seeing ads for rings everywhere - because before I realized I deserved better, I was googling to buy my own engagement ring. I'm happy with my decision and have moved on, but the internet refuses to let it go. FML

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Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

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