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By MyLifeSucks - 15/04/2013 22:11 - United States - Houston

Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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By anti-drugs - 21/03/2011 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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sikunt89_fml 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:20

Definitely possible, FYL for the lack of trust she has for you.

HayleyFaith15 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:23

She doesn't seem to accept being wrong very easily.. Or she just really doesn't trust you.

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sikunt89_fml 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:20

Definitely possible, FYL for the lack of trust she has for you.

eternalibra 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 13:28

waffule365 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:20

Well did you?

error404n0tf0und 21

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:20

bit unnecessary

tacojauns 45

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:21

The perfect crime...

Welshite 39

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:22

She must really love her vitamins.

HayleyFaith15 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:23

She doesn't seem to accept being wrong very easily.. Or she just really doesn't trust you.

Alleged_Cranium 7

Tuesday 16 April 2013 12:17

S-S-psycho-mom

oj101 33

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:27

The pills must be going to her head.

01Ben21 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:34

Probably should have a pow wow with your mom on trust and taking an L.

fml121785 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:13

I know what a pow wow is, but weird choice of words. But what the hell is "taking an L"?

BlueFlatts 20

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:50

Taking a Lesson? Lunesta? Lemon? Lick? Liger? Oh, the possibilities!

ebbie 8

Tuesday 16 April 2013 13:06

Lol no, taking an "L" means taking a loss. In this case it means the mother needs to handle the fact that she's in the wrong. She in a way "lost."

lambda_fml 40

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:39

Damn your Ninja reflexes son!

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:41

oh you pill poppers, masters of stealth and deception

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Same thing different taste

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Judgmental much!?

Well played

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