Death and Awkward: Foot in mouth syndrome

Foot in mouth syndrome

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

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Crlnprz 11

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:12

oh yeah she's okay, she is just busy being dead is all

oocarmelgirl0807 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:11

Haha, fail.

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david000123 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:25

no she good as ever!!!!!gooood one,WOW!!!!

HerroMaylaHerro 6

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:51

Ooooopppssss XD

matttheman33 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:30

I would never talk to u again

marcelj121 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:14

ohh yahh shes fineee .... dont forget to tell ur friend to change their aunts status to .... chillin with god

taelorrae011 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:50

way to go.

suggaplum 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 9:42

nice. ;P

Hells_Angels1109 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:04

all I can say is "here's your sign" lmao :) :)

nitengale907 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:47

*facepalm*

killjoy64 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 17:31

this is the same thing as another fml

iDunnoMaName 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:10

hahaha . thats RETARDED! well at least your not the only one. trust me. it happens here ALL the time!!

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