Foot in mouth syndrome
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
like your dads condem
Hey #40, I'm 15 as well, and we share the same interests. Wanna hook up
45 your a ****** perv
Chill dude, it's a joke. No need to get your panties in a bunch
No this is the Internet and how do we know your actually 15 rude one take that tampon out your ass first lmao
Take the **** out of your ass you little yeast infection
Wow I hope your comment gets moderated dickless asshole wow your an idiot SMH
Learn some proper grammar and punctuation, then shove both up your asshole, you little shit.
Since you're both so hung-up on asses, try shoving some xanax up there instead and chill, guys.
Sorry ma'am
sirin is lord.
i love your pic
at least you had good intentions :P
God might ressurect her. Or she was just playing to trick you. OP, you may never know.
well are you ok?
Well OP, was she ok?
got blonde?
favorite aunt? would she have been less upset if it wasn't her favorite??
Isnt 30 in jail?
^ these are the people I've been warned about not to talk to on the Internet.
You heartless freak.
oh yeah she's okay, she is just busy being dead is all
INORITE
blonde much?
hahaha xD
Easily fixed with the correction "I mean are you ok".. Easy mistake lol
She'll be back. Just wait for the Solanum to reanimate her.
That book is epic!
Nice photoshopped lightsaber ******.
Oh, you got me, Drew. I'm gay, but only for you. What do we do now? Run off to Massachusetts? Or do we run off to San Francisco where you become a wedding planner and I become a midwife?
^^ hahaha
I would like to say to lightsaber dude, you are a smart ass, and I love you :D
...or wish her back with the dragon balls
I agree, by the way your username is awesome, hu4l
they are a bunch of pep boys who wear masks and knock people up for a living
it's a natural response out of nervousness I do it too. stuff happens.
she is going to meet the likes of Michael Jackson, Johnny Carson, Paul Newman, JFK.. etc. so ofcourse she is OK, as far as she doesn't catch the bus that is taking Hitler, Saddam and the likes of them.
Do you have any idea what started the Cuban Missile Crisis? Oh, you know, we were helping retaliate the tyranny of Fidel Castro. And the Bay of Pigs invasion was a greater upset than the missile crisis. Your facts are very skewed, because the missile crisis was pretty much the soviet union threatening the U.S. and the U.S. bringing in nuclear weapons because the Soviet Union did it first. Then America got them to back the **** down. JFK just pissed off a bunch of people for not agreeing with the tyrant. In other words, the Soviet Union started it (it being nuclear warfare, but that doesn't sound as childish as I wanted it to).
Oh absolutely, JFK wasn't a great president, he didn't have the time to be. He had two years to make some nice speeches that would "change the world" like every president does. He just didn't have the time to contradict himself or screw it up. I think, a lot of people like him cause he was our youngest president and died they just don't want to admit it. I really liked Nixon! He gets a lot of beef because of the watergate scandal and all :/ Eisenhower was a solid president. You should look into some recordings of Theodore Roosevelt, he sounds like a badass little chipmunk. I don't remember a lot about him though, his voice was too interesting to focus on much else. I should brush up on my presidential history, my knowledge is slowly fading into algorithms, calculus, and topology. I miss being well rounded :(
Well was she?
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oh yeah she's okay, she is just busy being dead is all
Haha, fail.