Death and Awkward: Foot in mouth syndrome

Foot in mouth syndrome

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

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You deserved it 40 773

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Crlnprz 11

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:12

oh yeah she's okay, she is just busy being dead is all

oocarmelgirl0807 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:11

Haha, fail.

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ilove2lovemylove 10

Friday 29 April 2011 7:16

FAIL

Smallzz18_fml 4

Friday 29 April 2011 8:00

something i would do too, your not alone haha

Smallzz18_fml 4

Friday 29 April 2011 8:02

something i would do too, your not alone haha

vale_1025 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:08

haha I said the same thing..

Smallzz18_fml 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:22

something i would do too, your not alone haha

NecromancerA7X 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:24

it's okay :) I've done it too lol

pianogirl12345 8

Friday 1 July 2011 19:10

well she's in heaven so it's all good(:

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Wednesday 19 October 2011 3:16

ydi xD

Squrril 0

Friday 27 January 2012 4:29

You spelled favorite wrong

rickyg15 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 16:50

Good one

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You deserved it 273

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