Kids, Gross and Work: For those who work in customer service, we salute you

For those who work in customer service, we salute you

By fenris - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, whilst at work, I was serving a customer when her kid ran up to me and threw up. It was a 10-hour shift, and I was one hour in. FML

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Shandog12 20

Sunday 18 September 2016 11:19

I feel like workplaces should be required to let someone at least go home to change if something like that happens.

ab290 10

Sunday 18 September 2016 11:05

tell the manager that ur sick and u threw up that vomit. take the rest of the day off ;)

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raysmith121 10

Tuesday 20 September 2016 5:07

Well I was 3 hours in and I got blood on my pants. I'm on a 24.

CAH0105 3

Tuesday 20 September 2016 5:33

It's always best to have a second Pair of clothes to change into! Speaking from a medical standpoint

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