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Well isn't he a dick.
dick he is, but also quite creative in his own disgusting way.
Barney Stinson would have been proud enough to cry
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Barney would have hired him as a wingman.
Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more. I'm sorry, I had to do that.
Well instead of telling his date she was boring, he made himself the ass and spared her feelings. Now as for the other girl, he was just honest.
How did he spare her feelings? He hit on another girl while he was on a date with her. She stormed off angry - no feelings spared there! And he was only honest to the op afterward; telling her that he didn't, in fact, find her beautiful. Thankfully, with his charm, it's only a matter of time before some girl kicks him in the balls. Hopefully it's hard enough that he never breeds.
aww :(.. OP just take it as a compliment. he wouldnt have picked you unless it wouldve made his date jealous :)
True enough, but the "I take that back" part takes away the compliment factor imo
sure it does.. but im sure that there were other women there so OP had to be pretty. im not saying what that guy did was right on any terms but if it were me i would take it as a compliment
You have low standards then. Try to have a bit more respect for yourself so you don't end up with a douche like him.
I'm still having difficulty believing that there are people out there that are that big of a douche.
Don't stop believin'.
Well now you know to a avoid him
Jerk alert
Wow he couldn't have just told his date he wasn't interested instead of getting you involved an making an ass of himself?
I wish I could thumb this up more than once.
Nah, that would be too logical.
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Well isn't he a dick.
Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l