Foreshadowing

By anon - 31/10/2022 10:00

Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you were to describe the most attractive woman, would it match her? If not and you still want to be with her you've got nothing to worry about. Or you can split up and go harass some 10s.

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Pink_Turnips 14

i mean, when you take the average of what women want. actually want to the fullest extent.. most want a man over 6ft, and tone is simply a preference..... so i mean, she isnt exactly wrong but if shes with you, then shes with you.

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Pink_Turnips 14

i mean, when you take the average of what women want. actually want to the fullest extent.. most want a man over 6ft, and tone is simply a preference..... so i mean, she isnt exactly wrong but if shes with you, then shes with you.

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, but she's probably a 4 and can only pull someone like you.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Well, most girls would love to date movie stars but that doesn't mean that they are not completely happy with the average Joes that they have. Don't take it personally, just be as awesome as you can. If she is the right girl then she will see what she has.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you were to describe the most attractive woman, would it match her? If not and you still want to be with her you've got nothing to worry about. Or you can split up and go harass some 10s.

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