Forever alone

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Finland

Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML
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coolmike699 26

Get a Bluetooth headset. $10 and you can effectively hide your insanity from the world. Also, you don't have to hold your phone while you talk for real, either.

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Tripartita 44

*Clears throat* "Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML"

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Tripartita 44

*Clears throat* "Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML"

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coolmike699 26

Get a Bluetooth headset. $10 and you can effectively hide your insanity from the world. Also, you don't have to hold your phone while you talk for real, either.

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berniro 14

If she questions you, just act extremely confused and pretend there is an actual person there. She'll think she's the crazy one instead of you!

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nonsensical 26

Or OP might get sent to the asylum

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yunabraska96 7

it's normal for me. my family looks at me weird but they know I have no friends

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RichardPencil 30

Lock eyes with your relative and say, "What?!? You got a problem with the hard-of-hearing?"

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pjsr 32

I imagine that was quite embarrassing

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species4872 19

So, what's the problem? Were they expecting you to be texting your imaginary friend?

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izzajaneful 24

I do this sometimes. I live in fear of the day that someone will catch me.

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shiny223 6

This made me so sad ? u have my support friend... life is rough and everyone deserves someone or thing to talk to

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