Forever alone
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Finland
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What?
*Clears throat* "Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML"
Get a Bluetooth headset. $10 and you can effectively hide your insanity from the world. Also, you don't have to hold your phone while you talk for real, either.
If she questions you, just act extremely confused and pretend there is an actual person there. She'll think she's the crazy one instead of you!
nonsensical
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Or OP might get sent to the asylum
it's normal for me. my family looks at me weird but they know I have no friends
Lock eyes with your relative and say, "What?!? You got a problem with the hard-of-hearing?"
I imagine that was quite embarrassing
species4872
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So, what's the problem? Were they expecting you to be texting your imaginary friend?
I do this sometimes. I live in fear of the day that someone will catch me.
Awww, why is your butt so sad?
shiny223
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This made me so sad ? u have my support friend... life is rough and everyone deserves someone or thing to talk to
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Get a Bluetooth headset. $10 and you can effectively hide your insanity from the world. Also, you don't have to hold your phone while you talk for real, either.
*Clears throat* "Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML"