Embarrassing, Family and Awkward: Forever alone - FML

Forever alone

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Finland

Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML

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coolmike699 26

Friday 24 February 2017 2:21

Get a Bluetooth headset. $10 and you can effectively hide your insanity from the world. Also, you don't have to hold your phone while you talk for real, either.

Tripartita 44

Friday 24 February 2017 2:55

*Clears throat* "Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML"

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Kpotassium 4

Sunday 26 February 2017 0:14

it's ok if you were trying to learn a language but otherwise, that's just sad...

pjsr 32

Sunday 26 February 2017 14:44

Was the conversation something like, "Oh yes, baby! Harder, harder! Just like that!" ?

kernelkat 16

Monday 27 February 2017 3:06

Was it with God?

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