Fragile

By jballer - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 854
You deserved it 6 521

Top comments

skyttlz 32

How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?

ViolentBears 0

Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.

Comments

Lutrus 0

That is one heck of a toilet!

tyoyomi 1
Bubbles77777 11

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha:) :)

mintcar 9

Clearly it says Massachusetts...so assuming I've passed 8th grade, it's in Africa. ...I didn't think toilets would be on the road, but I guess this is a new way to kidnap people.

mintcar 9

Massachusetts is not in Africa. Get your shit straight. It's a small town somewhere in Mongolia.

Nope, Massachusetts is a country town not too far out of Perth, Western Australia.

Yes it's definitely in Western Australia.

You Australians better watch out then. This might be a new form of terrorism.

bfflrhea 0

you guys are all retarded!!! its a state in usa.. idiots.

80 you are clearly the idiot here, you actually took that as a serious conversation?

kinga08 0

80, I'm pretty sure they were all being sarcastic. No need to get worked up, they were just kidding.

WTF is wrong with people these days?!? The toilet is supposed to stay in a private area, usually called the washroom. Why would anyone being it out to a public place, especially one where this precious human waste receptacle could be hurt by ferocious cars?

bfflrhea 0

dude.. calm down.. it was probally made up,. getta sense of humor. haha

There is no way someone referring to "precious human waste receptacles" and "ferocious cars" is serious. Maybe you're the one who needs a sense of humour.

laxxmidd7 0

what the hell do you drive? a smartcar?

get it fixed or people might take a dump on your car soon.

yea true but when the person flushes the shit will fall to the floor and if OP is driving while a person ***** it will splatter up against the car

xnrdyAWSMx 0

First of all, how does someone put an invincible toilet in the road?? Secondly, where were the street lights?! Or your car lights, fir that matter.