Freak Scene

By antsgomarching - 06/10/2020 17:01

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
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Jaymail 18

It’s getting colder in the Northern Hemisphere. And Ants, like most any other creature, are looking for warmth. On top of that if you ever eat in bed they’re looking for something to eat. Even the tiniest crumbs are HUGE to them. It’s all relative. If you eat in bed then the Ants are telling you it’s time to start cleaning up!

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RichardPencil 30

You need to get out of the bed anyways so the ants can get some rest. They've had a long walk, and passing through solid glass must be exhausting.

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Jaymail 18

It’s getting colder in the Northern Hemisphere. And Ants, like most any other creature, are looking for warmth. On top of that if you ever eat in bed they’re looking for something to eat. Even the tiniest crumbs are HUGE to them. It’s all relative. If you eat in bed then the Ants are telling you it’s time to start cleaning up!

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spinspinsugar 12

this. my husband had the drunchies the other night and he drunklenly wanted to eat chips in the bedroom. no dude, eat in the kitchen. I'm not gonna have crumbs and ants in this bitch. he didn't like it. I didn't give a ****.

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RichardPencil 30

You need to get out of the bed anyways so the ants can get some rest. They've had a long walk, and passing through solid glass must be exhausting.

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spinspinsugar 12

I woke up to an ant crawling on my tit once. gotta love garden level apts!

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coius 23

Do you want ants? Thats how you get ants!

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Vesi 29

Spray where they are coming in with windex. It kills them on contact and apparently they hate ammonia besides. (We get ants, too and using windex on the trails wipes the trails.)

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noporn4u 9

It could've been worse - you could've had aunts crawling all over your bed.

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Ashley Freeman 2

That happened to my fiancé and I a few weeks back. We had to get the exterminator out and we thought that worked... until a week later when they came back. After the second time, they have stayed away but man it sucked!

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