By santasadiekins - 17/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML
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crackawithcheese 0

Man that sucks, ants are just little bastards

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crackawithcheese 0

Man that sucks, ants are just little bastards

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mstarxo23 2

I hate ants . We don't even need them on earth. We can live without them. Ugh..mother nature

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laneylovesu2 3

They are hard little workers and probably decided to rob you everything you had, just because you destroyed their home! You deserved it;)

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eminemchick 19

dont be a hater 7, i find ants frickin sexy:D

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Keyman1212 14

I'm curious to know if "red ants" is what we folks in Texas call fire ants. Because if those were fire ants, **** your life, hard. I knew of a family who actually lost their 7 year old son because he got bit so much.

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TenderizeMe 0

So if there was one ant, how could unot Anticipate the others?

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EvilPotato 14

I hate fire ants once I got bit by one and my foot swelled up.

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EvilPotato 14

I hate fire ants once I got bit by one and my foot swelled up.

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ihasbrains 10

7 - I wish that were true, but its the circle of life and unfortunately we do need ants :( Though I think pigeons could go...

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Friaza 29

Atleast you didn't wake up with ants all over your body.

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swimchica22 0

12- keep the lohan's... Just PLEASE take away Rebecca black.

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Pixxio_O 11

41- we can do without Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen too...

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elmogoezRAWR 0

It's Wednesday, Wednesday, oh he'll yeah it's hump daaay!

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a_lenzmeier 11

And Taylor Swift. Just sayin'

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swimchica22 0

46- don't hate on Taylor.. She's actually a good singer.

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WHITE3TIGER 0

1-how yo pic is jacked up man

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echogekko 7

I imagined one of the ants went like, "HE MAY TAKE OUR LAND BUT HE WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!" Im weird...

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zachherbert 10

No number 12. It is time for the Snookies to fall. They are getting out of hand with their fist pumping and Guido and guidoettes.

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allstarfave 0

Ya I agree with you!

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fmlaccountcole 0

i stopped reading this fml when I read the,"i was camping out under the stars on my trampoline."

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tona01 16

39 and ticks, and almost all parasitic animal that doesn't take part on a bigger food circle

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bizarre_ftw 21

And they creep me out to ******* Hell!!!! OP your life is definitely worth an FML but hey! With you there's an added bonus!!! :D years and years of therapy and a constant nagging urge to kill, and yet at the same time stay very far away from, every ant on the face of this earth!!!! :D aren't you happy?! :D

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jarrettd 27

If sleeping with everyone then writing a song complaining about them is singing then sign me up.

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katialovesfml 0

Ant are EVERYWHERE!

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Lanceeden 12

Well if a big ugly giant killed one of my friends, I would be pretty pissed.

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HowAreYouToday 34

If someone hurts my friends, I would eat them.

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nadyy14 8

Once my cousin chased a chicken into a barn, only to come out having chickens chase her....there are things that really sux

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Lanceeden 12

51 - That is called cannibalism my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies.

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HowAreYouToday 34

XD that was clever... I loved Charlie and the chocolate factory

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XxToriwolfxX 0

If someone hurts my friends, I will eat them. If someone were to hurt my friends, I would eat them. Problem solved.

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KaanTech 0

well red ants known to be eating meat when they found am i wrong ?? grrr where are my firebats ??

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josebeto1 6

By tiny creatures. No lol, OP can win :o

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sxe_beast 11

Fire ants can actually kill you in mass numbers...especially if you're allergic to fire ant stings. I was in a nasty situation where I was thrown off a horse and rolled right into a fire ant colony. I was swarmed and I went into anaphylactic shock. Not cool.

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chiddy_bang71 0

They don't attack, they write strongly-worded letters.

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chiddy_bang71 0

They don't attack, they write strongly-worded letters.

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chiddy_bang71 0

They don't attack, they write strongly-worded letters.

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MangoRico1 1

See what happens when you pick on someone smaller than you

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misshighjinks 5

Bugs suck in general. All of them.but why were you sleeping on a trampoline?

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all4pooh 4

Me and my best friend used to sleep on her trampoline all the time. We'd bring a bunch of blankets and pillows. It's fun

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elmogoezRAWR 0

For my next plan, you will need: Duct tape Lye Justin Beiber poster Lube Marker Air freshener A cucumber A mirror Come back up to those ants and be all "Bitches, you best not mess with this gangsta" and if they don't surrender immediately, use the items I have listed above. Repeat. For bonus points, pimp those ants out to some bees.

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bawlerr75 9

Umm what's the cucumber for? Aha

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JTHolloway200 0

Elmogoesrawr everything you post Is soo funny

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lorenzoman77 7

Haha I almost forgot about the FML after reading this.

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fmlaccountcole 0

justin bieber and a cucumber...sounds like you have some fantasies with her..ew.

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WCARlover 34

:o red ants are the worst! Just reading this gives me the shivers

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bms1996 12

well it's a good thing I read this.I was going to sleep on my trampoline tonight!

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