Money: Freaked out

Freaked out

By CriminalMistake - 04/05/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was leaving a campus parking garage. Suddenly, a huge man appeared behind me and kept saying "HEY!" "STOP!" In a gruff voice. I picked up my pace and so did he. I finally turned to him with a can of mace and threatened to use it. He was trying to return the $5 bill I dropped. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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You deserved it 45 203

Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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You deserved it 121

Mistaken identity

By Fantastic - 04/03/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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You deserved it 48 806

Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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You deserved it 15 425

By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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You deserved it 52 218

By WTFsalad - 18/02/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML

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You deserved it 2 447

By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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You deserved it 3 611

Smooth criminal

By jack1057 - 12/09/2020 01:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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You deserved it 184

Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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You deserved it 40 251

By Eyesore - 16/04/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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You deserved it 86 625

Some_guy 6

Monday 4 May 2009 13:06

Today, I noticed someone leaving the parking garage. She dropped a 5-dollar-bill. I picked it up and tried to return it to her, but when I caught up to her, she turned around and threatened to spray me with mace. FML.

skinonskin 0

Monday 4 May 2009 13:09

lol at #2 But yeah I once saw an old man drop his glasses without realising, so being a good citizen, I picked them up and ran after him. I got punched by a passer-by who thought I was trying to jump the old man. FML

Comments

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

I would've kept the 5 bucks if I were him and gotten a sandwich or something.

Danastica 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:26

did you let him keep it?

pleasetryagain 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:37

Yeah. I think HE should have known that as a large man following someone quickly while yelling at them is NOT the way to make friends. You had every reason to believe foul play.

flamencosketches 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:02

You need to chill. Only a very small fraction of the population actually goes around raping people, and most of them probably wouldn't have given you a warning. It's not YDI, because, as a man, I can't really comprehend the fear of rape, but seriously, chill. Most people are cool.

xjordanxjadedx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:04

people! gahh. paranoia can save lives. and if i were alone, in a parking garage, and some huge man was following me, i would've pulled out mace [or my switchblade] as well. yes, better safe than sorry. and also, did the op SAY she was afraid of getting raped? what about robbed or mugged, huh? not all thiefs are rapists.

Oriina 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:26

Hey, at least he was a nice guy and was trying to return to it to you! Though he really should've said something other than "HEY!" and "STOP!"

Kitty34_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:45

That sucks, and I probably would have walked away as well. But to be fair, a rapist/murderer/robber isn't going to yell "HEY! STOP!"

lalalahello2 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:49

as long as you apologized, it's not a big deal. :)

Broc 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:03

What the ****? Why didn't you turn around and ask him what he wanted? Are you serious, you're so self-important that you really think everyone walking behind you wants to rape you.

cacheson 41

Monday 10 July 2017 19:52

Nobody ever thinks "I'm so important, everyone wants to rape me." Sorry. Rape is about causing harm to someone weaker and has nothing to do with a person being attractive or self-confident. And when you don't know someone who is chasing you, you can't know if they're one of the nice guys or not.

nina_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:48

I don't know why everyone thinks you deserve this. I'm particularly shocked by #85--you clearly have never lived in a dangerous neighborhood. I go to college in a pretty rough area, and I would certainly be nervous if some big guy came running up behind me.