By WTFsalad - 18/02/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
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null_fml 11

Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?

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p3rfect_ins4nity 0

I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!

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FireNinja 3

what a dumbass. wasn't there any arrows saying what way was the right way? fyl

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Tripout 0

Agreed. U shouldve left a dent in his head.

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Gary_Fresh 0

he wouldve taken a golf club to the nuts ****** wit me

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TehFuzzyOne 0

Gary_Fresh, Please stop raping me. Love, The English Language

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TehFuzzyOne 0

I'm sorry your English teacher failed you. My condolences to you are not small.

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TehFuzzyOne 0

Also, you know nothing about me, so please stop with the unprovable insults.

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mezsed 0

Why do people feel the urge too correct others? Once someone out there becomes a perfect human then sure come and correct others, but i doubt its ever going too happen so how bout' you keep it too yourself?...

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allie2590 31

I am mindful of my grammar as well, but you disgust me.

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brianred5 0

wow a bad driver and he wasn't even a woman...

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Kylias 6

In TehFuzzyOne's defense, if u typ like this on ur resume ur not gettin a jobso *** off!!! For every person who uses such bad grammar, God kills a kitten. For every person who uses grammar which wouldn't make their English teacher's eyes sore, God rescues a puppy. Please think of the puppies.

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Batman4890 0

stfu u r clearly the 1 at fault here if u well first of all believe in a god that kills wen ppl are lazy when it doesnt matter and reading anything for a long period of time would make my english teacher's eyes strain also god wouldnt save a puppy in any circumstance god wouldnt save ANYTHING in ANY circumstance unless it is ur little perfect made up god. btw not saying any other god isnt made up i dont really care about wat u believe unless u have a good argument for why i should waste my life :D

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quikwit1212 0

^Retard. That is all.

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afarr 0

the English language has been thoroughly raped in the replies. i say my dearest concern is: th4t u r 4l j4kass3s 4nd i h0p3 u di3 410n3

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SocialAnarchyX5 0

YDI for shopping at the third-world country exploiter.

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TehFuzzyOne 0

*slaps an "as seen on MTV" sticker on Batman*

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HolaGurrl194 0

ok just a heads up i dont shop at wal-mart cuz everything is so disgustingly cheap but i dont know why everyone is hating it? isnt it just a store?

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cookiepenguin 0

punch his car and kick his obviously drunk ass in the balls

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SeedlessMe 13

Sadly, no--It is far from 'just a store' it's an evil establishment equal to that of a child-rapist. Do some research, you'll find all sorts of fun things!

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GiddyXD 0

TehFuzzyOne, you fail. Look at your name.

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conradbeans 0

134: That would be called a successful corporation. It's not really that bad, it just makes stuff cheaply.

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TheHardwick3 7

First up Fyl for having your car dented 2 why do people feel the need to shorten everything it makes no sense and 3 GRAMMAR NAZIs FTW and if you wish to complain my number is 0800-**** you

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null_fml 11

Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?

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Thebluez 0

and if u do have it sue him for car damage

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sucksforyoudude 0

hell yeah! law suit! even if YOU were driving the wrong way, it wouldn't give him the right to "damage private property"! sue the ducker!

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TehFuzzyOne 0

ducker=****** on iPhone with autocorrect

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kenji212 8

YEA!... even though when that happened to me i got out the car and beat the crap out the guy untill he was unconcious so he couldnt remember who i was lol!

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p3rfect_ins4nity 0

I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!

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allie2590 31

Your picture is of a cat head with bird legs. That's just creepy, and you're no better.

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afarr 0

HAPPY SNAKE IS HAPPY! $.$ that snake is rich

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GiganTronic 0

That's all well and good, but my avatar is in a format used by aliens, and so cannot be shown by your feeble human computers.

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efngreat 0

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allie2590 31

It was probably that mentality that caused the man to act like a chimp and put a dent in her car. Just sayin'.

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mlipro 0

YDI. If you stayed in the kitchen this wouldn't happen. Unless you were getting groceries, then its a FYL.

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medic343 0

you should have run his ass over, say you felt in danger that he was going to harm you....self defence

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Repttar 0

if u think this is real u need a grip on life

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wade042 0

repttar you need a grip on life if you think this can't happen

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dudeitsdanny 9

Happened to me at school. Some Asian chick "decided" that the best way to get a spot was driving the wrong way, almost hit me, then followed me after i parked and tried to curse me out. Told her to shut the **** up and look at the big arrows next time. If you didnt set him straight and demand he pay for the damage, you kinda deserve it

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justforsmiles 3

I agree. Instead of writing it on FML, sue him on the damages.

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Caayouteepie 0

Where there any witnesses standing around? If not then FYL big time.

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cooly1100 0

u shudda punched him in the face

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

why didn't you punch em' out! I fought a guy once lol! goodtimes. and his girlfriend right after lmao. or just get his insurance info and call. ;) haha

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AlcaSMT 0

Easier to just run him over while he's out of his car. Hit

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AbOvE_88 0

yet you let him yell at you even though it wasn't your fault, plus, he punches a dent without any reaction? FYL

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Kukua 5

Where does she say she just took that abuse and didn't say anything to him? She's just telling us the story of what he did - of course she didn't just sit there and let him assault her car you idiot.

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AbOvE_88 0

it wouldn't be an FML if the guy/girl kicked that guys ass, obviously if he did it'd be a win win for him not FML , meaning he/she didn't do shit you ignorant fool.

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Kukua 5

You're right - if she had kicked his ass, it would have been a perfect day! Oh, and it also would have removed the dent from her hood so she wouldn't have the hassle of getting it fixed. Think before you type you moron.

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AbOvE_88 0

your telling me? holy shit my life is ruined because there's a small dent in my nooooooooo!!!! it's why you make him pay it you asshole, get over yourself you prick

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