Freakout time

By cricketeer - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML
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Juggalette_623 9

I believe that one of the things that this website teaches us is "Don't let kids carry stuff" FYL

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Jordyn345 4

You dont need 2500 crickets!!!!!! When we had a lizard we just had maybe 30 and they just reproduced so we wouldnt have to buy/catch more.

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PartyRockinGirl 0

That sucks for you AND the crickets!I hope u dont have a dog!?

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eoah 5

Lol, my beardy would eat 2500 baby crickets in a week, not including the weekend, get smarter kid Things aside from your lardo mom eat

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Veladus 4

It's been almost 5 years. I wonder if OP has managed to get one good night's sleep since.

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Anumayis 34

2500?! how many lizards does he have? or is he keeping the crickets alive somewhere else. that would be a lot of effort for food..

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superminty 18

Even one cricket hiding in my house is enough to drive me insane. o_o

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