Health, Travel, Gross and Vacation: Crime scene

Crime scene

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00

Today, I rented a holiday cottage, assuring the owner I was a very tidy person. Then I sliced my finger while cooking and got blood on the kitchen towels and the cream rug, then the wound opened up again during my shower, I didn’t notice and now there’s blood on the white bathroom towels. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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By OMFG - 22/02/2010 10:13 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 09:37 - Australia

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

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By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By Sarah - 19/03/2021 22:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to convince policemen I’m not a victim of domestic abuse after I had to go to hospital for a stab wound for the second time since Xmas. I’m just hopelessly clumsy. I managed to stab myself with a screwdriver while opening a paint tin. Last time, it was a knitting needle while knitting Xmas jumpers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

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whatshername?! 39

Friday 13 May 2022 13:20

Hand wash the stuff with cold water und regular soap. Let it soak for while, if its already dried out. Accidents happen, don't worry too much.

wysegirl 24

Friday 13 May 2022 10:37

Hate to burst your bubble but accidents happen. communicate with the owner and see what Google with also tell you about pulling blood stains out of items.

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wysegirl 24

Friday 13 May 2022 10:37

Hate to burst your bubble but accidents happen. communicate with the owner and see what Google with also tell you about pulling blood stains out of items.

whatshername?! 39

Friday 13 May 2022 13:20

Hand wash the stuff with cold water und regular soap. Let it soak for while, if its already dried out. Accidents happen, don't worry too much.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 May 2022 17:34

Ah, this is easy. Murder a hobo and drag his body into the cottage. Tell your host he broke in and you fought him to the death. Your "very tidy person" reputation is at stake!

tido26 17

Friday 13 May 2022 19:08

hydrogen peroxide and scrub, it'll do wonders

QueenSaru 28

Friday 13 May 2022 21:20

Definitely not a YDI since accidents happen, but offer to cover the cost of cleaning (or replacement if they can't be cleaned to like-new condition) for anything damaged. That will likely go a long way to soothe any ire and is the right thing to do.