Freakout time

By cricketeer - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML
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Juggalette_623 9

I believe that one of the things that this website teaches us is "Don't let kids carry stuff" FYL

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wbrycem 0

WTF WOULD YOU BUY 2500 CRICKETS That is just asking for retarded things to go down

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xxstealthxx 0

why would you buy that much crickets? what the ****. and why would u let your kid carry it if hes a clutz

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anna1098 0

for all the people asking y he bought that many crickets. your all idiots! have u ever even had a lizard? they eat a lot!

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purple990 0

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH SHIT THEY"RE ALL GONNA DIE

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meddude 0

solution: let lizard loose and watch it have a nice smorgasbord.

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ChefBoy6382 0

your an idiot for buying 2500 crickets

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frannytrois64 0

Well...not your fault for him dropping them, but SO you're fault for buying 2500!

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RaspberryK 0

It's not a stupid move to buy 2500 at once. Especially if he has more then one reptile. It's a lot less expensive to get a tank and raise crickets then it is to buy them weekly or daily, considering that you can order them online and get them at a fraction of the cost of a pet store. Not to mention pet store do run out of stock. It's not like dog or cat food where you can go to basically any other store and get food.

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shine_down 0

just buy 100 lizards...they'll eat all the crickets, then buy 10 cats to eat all the lizards, then buy 2 dogs to kill the cats, then keep the dogs as pets.

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