By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.

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Mikeymikey 4

well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o

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gutzzzz 0

hah! stab urself with a knife and say she did it :p that'll teach her!!!

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Notjustanother1 0

you should hit her so her story is believable but just make sure it's the one with the black eye don't want her looking like a raccoon!

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Peacemaker9 7

I agree with both number 8 and 9 yet u should make her pay in another way too..,

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Nylecroc 0

Domestic Violence!!! Jersey Shore FTW!!!

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taco_ninja_son 0

Let the thread-jacking begin... But yea sucks OP but rather funny ;)

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summersizzle 0

hahahahahah! # 1 win! I <3 jersey shore! fist pumping like champs ;)

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willgraham101 0

i hope u beat her with your dick evvery night cuz a healthy sex life makes for a better realationship. but seriously. i would tell her to go walk into another door cuz it would be an improvement

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bettadenne1 0

...so wen u gonna be on judge judy? dafp -__-

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relyo 0

Punch her other eye as hard as you can. Then she'll match and she won't have to lie anymore. It's a win-win.

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BriSabb 0

I've never really seen someone run into a door and get a black eye. I thought that was only on tv :P

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Terwilliger 0

give her another one... she needs a nice pair of irish sunglasses

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HeroOfMi 0

I can't even begin to explain how stupid this is. I don't see why the hell she can't just take the blame. it was an accident and it's not like she is safe from her stupidity now...if u run into a door, chances are you will prolly do something else like that in your lifetime. I take the credit when I screw up like that because EVERYONE does that stuff

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Snugglez 0

I agree with 54. OP you have a stupid gf

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cabbitt 0

Get a new girlfriend before she hurts herself again and someone calls the police on you.

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phreshboi 1

I see a lot of blonde jokes coming.... 2 blondes walk into a bar, they got knocked up.

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Scientist007 0

Please tell me your joking. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!!! How in the world is he going to tell them of he's dead GENIUS?

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teakaceli 0

Hahahaha that's a good idea! This is the funniest FML ever.

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Mirorbo 26

I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.

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peacheso 31

I know!! That's the worst excuse ever. Now everyone else will look at OP like a bad person

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Mikeymikey 4

well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o

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RokstaRx88 0

I have a better solution next time they have sex he should just stick it up her ass and not be gentle

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Randen_fml 0

agreed with #75. she deserves that after that.

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ScreamForCandy 0

Ohh. Women beater! :p

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irish_love 0

not such a nice gf you got there.. or smart..

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danabee09 0

wow. she's stupid.

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canzo378 0

get rid of her and tell everyone else what actually happened

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superbry 5

Most likely no one will believe it, they always take the woman's if they don't know the full story.

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jesslackszazz 0

She's a keeper.

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kaijapapaya 0

yeah...but this one was really funny.

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