Freedom

By Lovejunkie - 01/03/2010 07:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 745
You deserved it 8 672

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I don't care what anyone says, when it comes down to situations like this; size does really matter folks!

Comments

gagglius 0

i believe asian size would be a good size in this situation

wow that's funny I'm gonna agree size does matter

HAHA omg I've had that happen to me too...except i couldn't stop laughing the entire time....I was drunk but he was a very nice guy just the whole small penis thing didn't work for me in the end

why's everyone being so rude about Asians?I'm not Asian but WTF is everyones problem? I've never seen an Asian dick but I bet it's bigger than any of you racist people's.

fakeaccountX 6

Awwww....Maybe that's karma from your ex-husband for divorcing him. Was his dick bigger than this new guy's?

yolie_fml 0

144- but it's okay for dudes to judge a girl on the size of her ****, right? Don't be a hypocrite... Sometimes too small is just too small... and it goes both ways...

doesn't mean you can't love him.......oh wait never mind.....:)

el_fbambino 0