Small guy

By no luck chuck - 09/10/2021 02:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I knew I was a small guy and finally about to get laid for the first time in years. Everything was going great, until she got my pants off. She stared at it, stared at me, stared back at it and said, "Yeah, that’s not gonna happen." Got dressed and left. Sadly this has happened many times. FML
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AJ1981 12

Dude if you know you have a small penis your technique should be down on your knees eating trim like a mad man. If she is super into it she won't care about the size after she is hot and heated. Doing it with the lights out wouldn't hurt either :-)

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Brightside86 30

Are these just like random tinder hookups? i can't imagine anyone doing that.

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Brightside86 30

Are these just like random tinder hookups? i can't imagine anyone doing that.

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AJ1981 12

Dude if you know you have a small penis your technique should be down on your knees eating trim like a mad man. If she is super into it she won't care about the size after she is hot and heated. Doing it with the lights out wouldn't hurt either :-)

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RichardPencil 30

You'll likely have to hire hookers. Make sure you tip them well.

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Lucky O'Guin 18

Are you short? Skinny? Both? If she's disappointed because you aren't 10 inches, she's just a stupid size queen. A lot of people are misinformed that a long schlong makes for better sex. This is NOT true. All the nerve endings that are stimulated during intercourse are located within the first few inches of the vaginal opening. If someone should be concerned with the size of anything, perhaps it should be girth, but definitely not length. In fact, all these people bragging that they will "bottom out" are stupid as well because that can be incredibly painful for women.

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