Miscellaneous: Freud smiled

Freud smiled

By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 02:14 - United States - Redmond

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

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By nothing like tasty asshole - 26/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 23:29 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML

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By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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ASAP

By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

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Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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You know what I mean?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 22:00

Today, I accidentally texted my new housemate saying, “Hey, wanna get freaky before moving in tomorrow morning?” It was supposed to say “breaky”, as in "breakfast." This should be nice and awkward. FML

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cheesyfeet2001 31

Thursday 8 October 2015 18:34

I'd like to know if she has a sense of humour and bought something erotic for you.

Anika_09 17

Thursday 8 October 2015 18:34

That sucks OP. You could probably just explain what happened

Comments

sallen14 8

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:18

Autocorrect is a horrible thing. Your mom obviously knows you don't want something erotic, just tell her you meant exotic. How is this an fml?

Dominus101 20

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:22

hmmmm wonder if she will bring you an Iguana ?

heartofhannah 28

Friday 9 October 2015 4:56

What?

NodakN8V 25

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:48

It's not that serious. It's an accident not a dick don't take it so hard.

sunny354wi 8

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:59

Bigger question is who were u having "erotic" chats with! It won't autocorrect to erotic unless u recently used it!

klorehore 24

Thursday 8 October 2015 21:15

That is not true at all, he probably mistyped exotic so bad it was more similar to erotic. Both wors should already be in his word list by default.

GAeroNKissR 26

Thursday 8 October 2015 21:58

So not true. pretty positive very few of us have ever meant to type ducking...

ImTheAlpha 30

Thursday 8 October 2015 22:05

my phone will autocorrect "autocorrect" to "audio crabs" if I mess up enough. Autocorrect doesn't make any sense most times.

fmlperson8264 16

Friday 9 October 2015 6:02

That's not always true.

EyRaB 17

Thursday 8 October 2015 21:23

Uhhh send another text correcting yourself? Why would you wait until she comes home?

biloxi_girl 22

Friday 9 October 2015 3:29

Exactly! I don't see why this is an fml. If they we texting to begin with he can just text right back what he meant. I don't see what the big deal is.

vikky538 28

Thursday 8 October 2015 21:47

Thats screwed up in so many ways.. Its hard to get over the awkward moments

GAeroNKissR 26

Thursday 8 October 2015 21:51

oh damn - that makes me laugh so hard. because now even when you correct yourself to exotic, it still sounds bad. It wouldn't have the first time around, but after erotic it just sort of adds to it. Buahahaha