Freud smiled

By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 02:14 - United States - Redmond

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
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cheesyfeet2001 31

I'd like to know if she has a sense of humour and bought something erotic for you.

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Anika_09 17

That sucks OP. You could probably just explain what happened

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jerry91 15

oooooooohhhhhh snaaaaaapppp XD i hope she can laugh about it tho

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aeryn97 17

oysters are both ;)

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Omniprism 14

Just text and say oops I meant to say exotic haha.

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jvanevery 19

unless your mom is completely clueless about texting she will laugh at it then try and figure out some stupid way to continue the joke like bringing home two cantaloupes.

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theplaguedkitten 5

i dont see the problem here... seems like a typical texting fail

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adamdangel0 3

If only you could like text "exotic*" or "that was a typo my bad" or "I meant to say exotic haha". But I guess your only option is to wait until she shows up without explaining yourself, and then procede to not explain yourself. YDI

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1jordan1 11

Is it just me or does the original text seem just as sexual

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Taolan 23

Yeah I don't see a good way out of this.

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PunkPrincess_fml 11

Why not text a erection. Oops, sorry I mean correction.

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johncage 14

"So be sweet and kind to Mother, now and then have a chat. Buy her candy or some flowers, or a brand new hat. But, maybe you had better let it go at that, or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex. You may end up like Oedipus (I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus) than end up like old Oedipus Rex!"

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