Miscellaneous: Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 23:29 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML

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By nothing like tasty asshole - 26/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 02:14 - United States - Redmond

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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By Tristan - 30/07/2020 02:01

Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML

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By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML

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By wordmalfunction - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML

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By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML

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hekinokuroihi 20

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:37

Well, now you have to follow through. There is no other course of action.

SilverFoxx 19

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:38

Well, that ducking sucks.

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hekinokuroihi 20

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:37

Well, now you have to follow through. There is no other course of action.

WavRace 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 11:05

Auto correct knew exactly what to say

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 18 June 2016 15:32

Brazzers.

andrmac 25

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:43

Go to the butcher maybe they have some you can crisp up for her.

Sampe101 15

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:38

Why is that in your phone? I want to know the story behind that...

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 18 June 2016 17:45

Probably supposed to be "crispy duck."

TrippingOnAcid 29

Tuesday 21 June 2016 13:51

In my experience, autocorrect never corrects to bad words. If I spell **** wrong, as I often do, and type "fick" it never corrects me. I can only assume that OP typed duck as **** by accident and that autocorrect didn't correct him. ?

eeeppp 13

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:38

Well damn... Awks

RHChiliPeppers 17

Saturday 18 June 2016 15:48

Awks? AWKS?!

_Adog2645 24

Saturday 13 August 2016 6:04

What are you even trying to say?

SilverFoxx 19

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:38

Well, that ducking sucks.

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 18 June 2016 17:24

Stop that was horrible go to he'll

gotaplanstan 28

Monday 20 June 2016 15:29

he'll be coming round the mountain?

jgriff79 23

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:45

I feel sorry for your husband's manhood!

fariss 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:15

Did she says whether she wants a large set or a small one?

PumaGator 18

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:29

My question is what was that replacing in the first place?

Popeye2341 13

Saturday 18 June 2016 10:02

He probably meant to say crispy dick Duck*

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:35

Welcome to Le Telepathé!

thathobothere 17

Saturday 18 June 2016 12:14

"I hope your enjoy your DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS, madam!"

Kazucchi 6

Sunday 19 June 2016 8:30

I love this website. These comment replies are why.

EwahWeeWah 21

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:43

I see no problem with this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

freddygasman 18

Saturday 18 June 2016 21:39

Being a man, I do. The easiest way to get something crispy is to fry it, and that is one area that you don't want anywhere near that much heat.

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:54

Sorry OP but that's a dick move on autocorrect's part.

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