He'll understand when he's older

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 17:00

Today, I was reading one of the numerous Thomas the Tank Engine books to my 3-year-old, train obsessed, nanny kid. They needed tinder to relight Thomas's firebox. I laughed when reading this and told him, "I have Tinder too!" He's convinced I'm a train. FML
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pjsr 32

“Daddy, daddy, the nanny has a tinder! You want to play train with her?” This will make a great start to a **** plot; you better get your caboose warmed up.

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ViviMage 38

Chugga chugga choo choo!!

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bloopaloop 27

Well, you are...

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ViviMage 38

Chugga chugga choo choo!!

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WistayShlaio82 13

Sadly, most people don’t know why tinder (the app) is called tinder. Poor city slickers.

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bloopaloop 27

I’m surprised you even know what the app is.

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pjsr 32

“Daddy, daddy, the nanny has a tinder! You want to play train with her?” This will make a great start to a **** plot; you better get your caboose warmed up.

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slowhandjp 16

The definition of Tinder is that dry material that burns easily and can be used for lighting fires.

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Zak Greenwell 2

and that's the only tinder I'll ever play with again.

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