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By Snowin2007 - 09/01/2010 08:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2020 18:00

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

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By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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posampo 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:13

Yeah well us ginges are mighty mean to fuzz butts

paprikacha 9

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:19

I don't know...this one is kinda cute instead of FYL. : )

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posampo 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:13

Yeah well us ginges are mighty mean to fuzz butts

deathmajestic 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:27

well at least she knows not to shave her ass

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 16 June 2010 21:41

very very true

nicoleclark 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:09

96- Learn to spell. Your comment actually makes you sound like a ****** up weirdo that doesn't even know English. ;/

youdidwhatnow 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:13

Ah, love!

Seth55_fml 8

Friday 16 September 2011 23:18

What a wonderfull thing :)

Firate 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:14

At least he likes it?

paprikacha 9

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:19

I don't know...this one is kinda cute instead of FYL. : )

zourwolfe 0

Monday 28 March 2011 22:47

douchbaggins 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:24

Do you have an ass like fozzy bear?

nubster 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:28

da fk is 'fuzz on ur butt' is that some kinda bush-like hair on ur ass?

Whydoyouask 11

Tuesday 12 January 2010 6:36

L.M.A.O. stupid comment but made me laugh so hard lol.

Peacewind 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:35

that's kinda cute lol

madoka_fml 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:37

Thorough shaving is advised. Ewwwww...

mcxhunni 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:33

everyone has hairs on their ass. what, do you shave your butt? 0.o

melmcr 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:38

lmao.. fyl

Docsecret 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:42

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