Embarrassing and Love: Full blast

Full blast

By DyingOfShame - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML

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You deserved it 8 588

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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You deserved it 4 597

By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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You deserved it 4 625

By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 012

You deserved it 8 234

By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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You deserved it 2 145

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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You deserved it 802

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 643

You deserved it 4 159

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 347

By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 014

You deserved it 3 824

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 646

You deserved it 7 791

xFalzz 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:39

Why would anyone put toothbrushes next to their toilet? Next to or under the sink is ideal.

princess_88 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:27

Oh how embarrassing!! FYL.

Comments

DeathByVanilla 3

Wednesday 26 January 2011 23:39

Hahahaha #12 :)

OctoberRainfall 13

Friday 6 January 2012 19:38

You know you can flush tampons, right?

fogrunner 13

Friday 20 January 2012 22:54

People, you flush NOTHING but shit, piss and paper. I imagine the workers at the sewage plant have to hop in and dig your tampons out of their filters otherwise. And **** tampons anyway. Google menstrual cups. :D

fogrunner 13

Friday 20 January 2012 22:57

And to everyone saying there absolutely has to be a trash can in a bathroom - not really. If necessary, pads and such can be wrapped in paper and smuggled under your shirt or something to the kitchen trash.

Dilwann 27

Wednesday 13 February 2013 21:56

Because you really want to smuggle a bloody tampon under your shirt to the kitchen garbage where everyone can see you dropping it in, and will probably be able to still see it when the next thing is thrown in? No thanks. A garbage can next to the toilet is enough, and not that hard to do. Although, I do think OP could've bothered to check the contents of the can before throwing the first tampon in.

EffYoLife 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:39

That's Gran's fault. Garbage pails go beside the toilet. Not shampoo bins.

captainburke 5

Friday 3 August 2012 22:41

Gross! And humiliating...

sugarbear0727 19

Monday 29 July 2013 1:50

Well that's embarrassing. I don't put my tampons or pads in something unless there's a trashbag, and I know it's a trashcan.

oKap1 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:50

You think you'd realise that the basket had lots of unused toothbrushes and shampoo bottles and no trash in .... YDI

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Saturday 21 February 2015 15:49

You gotta check that sort of thing when you go to someone's house, especially if no-one there has their period. I went to my friends house and there wasn't a bin in her bathroom because she's trans and everyone else is male, save her mum (who I think has a bathroom closer to her bedroom). Also, my grandparents didn't accommodate so I had to sneak a way around that.