Bosses and Work: Full of himself

#2, no, not all of us. I once had a female boss that was "meh," and it didn't discus her with my co-workers. I would have banged her if it would have helped my career. ;)

timss4 19

Monday 24 June 2013 16:26

Lol double meaning to the word BOSS!

upallnight11 19

Monday 24 June 2013 16:31

I like his style.

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