Miscellaneous: Slippery

Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 3 208

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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 343

You deserved it 4 151

By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 471

You deserved it 8 090

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By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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You deserved it 158

By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 447

You deserved it 3 170

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 149

You deserved it 5 774

By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 563

You deserved it 3 499

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 401

You deserved it 3 040

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 208

You deserved it 2 829

By anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 487

You deserved it 7 110

By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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You deserved it 2 373

swaneh 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:46

I love how the idiots on here look for just about any reason to say YDI. ;)

Nic_hole 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:48

awee you didn't deserve that!!

Comments

relyo 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:18

That'll show you. YDI

MetroidSlayer01 8

Friday 29 January 2010 23:50

That'll snow you ;)

mfmylifesrsly 29

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:34

what exactly will that show her? that it's wrong to do a good deed?

Poke_Her_Face_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:59

@#11 wowww..

Eviktion 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:20

stfu bitch, she was trying to be nice, here in ny we get some pretty crazy storms

ShananaginsLOL 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 6:40

Wtf? Is ur problemo?

lulu256 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:20

FYL maaaan D:

lolzboy 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:35

hoot im just saying.

singer4life666 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:21

No good deed goes unpunished.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:56

Exactly. You know what you're talking about.

tb15 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:36

That seems to be a common FML theme. some other common themes are... Crazy b#*@h meets karma Jack@ss meets karma ridiculous boyfriend/ girlfriend getting called either fat or ugly It's nice to see a totally undeserved FML

pipp360 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:43

**** u 3

caboose626 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:21

4th?

fkdUPbruhz 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:13

Fop, grow a dik u tool haha who givs a fk about apostrophes! Meejee, well played my frend, well played. . . But bad luck about the trash smashing u and all that's just plain unlucky