Bosses and Work: Full of himself

I'm so sorry that happened. Was he hitting on you, or mocking you? Either way, at least he wasn't uptight about it, and he didn't lecture you, so there's that.

IliekLoki 7

Monday 24 June 2013 23:34

This is now one of my favorite FMLs

venus89 17

Monday 24 June 2013 23:37

Obviously he sees potential. Use that for your advantage

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 24 June 2013 23:46

After watching Office Space, anytime I read an FML about bosses I like to think of them like Bill Lumbergh.

Horsempeg 25

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:48

he sounds like he has a good sense of humor!

LyraAlluse 25

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:11

How very full of himself. Burn the picture in plain sight. It will send a message and it might make you feel better.

Porter_Robinson 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:46

Gave me a good laugh, reminds me of Gilderoy Lockhart, anyone else?

EmsyyyRose13 24

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:27

Not until you mentioned it. Nice comparison!

laughsalot1993 2

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:23

Love the username

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:57

You want the d.

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