Gamer Baby

By FML Videos - 27/10/2018 00:30

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Bloo2555 22

Saturday 27 October 2018 5:13

Might I suggest preventing the kid from touching the cord?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 27 October 2018 10:25

"I'm a gamer baby, so why don't you play me?"

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Bloo2555 22

Saturday 27 October 2018 5:13

Might I suggest preventing the kid from touching the cord?

wmayrhofer 18

Saturday 27 October 2018 7:13

Hsuch an active kid! How about going for walks instead of trying to addict him to micro rewards from a tv screen

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 27 October 2018 10:25

"I'm a gamer baby, so why don't you play me?"

peithecelt 28

Saturday 27 October 2018 13:47

I'm a lazy slacker gamer... and that one is ALL the dad's fault, 110%. parent your kid!

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