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Gas giant

By DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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Live dumping

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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nerdking21 10

Friday 4 September 2009 12:10

Well, it did fit in with the lesson

alyzandra 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:19

I can see something like this actually happening, and it's fantastic. I only wish I could've been one of your students. What a story.

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whatsmccraken 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:33

It could have been worse. You could have had a lot more than gas come out. Then your students would have heard "poOooOoT~(my rendition of a fart in type)" followed by an, "UH OH...!!!" and never returned to the classroom.

krivedko 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:42

AHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! That's joke of the day!!!

romaunts 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:45

Isn't it "gases"? Anyways, wow. What a coincidence. o.0

plexico 3

Friday 4 September 2009 12:50

You should have made it a real live demonstration of Boyle's Law. You could have said that your intestines are uncomfortably distended by a pocket of gas at high pressure. Let 'er rip and say you feel better as you relieved the pressure and you gut returned to its normal size. Extra credit for taking a whiff and saying, "Mmmmm. Ideal gas!" Then there would be 300 people walking the planet that would never get Boyle's and Charles' Laws mixed up.

barroomhero 0

Friday 4 September 2009 22:49

Win.

sublime93 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:56

Oh no, you farted?? How horrible!! -_-

Einstein714 0

Friday 4 September 2009 13:04

waaaaaa.. who cares

Wankster 0

Friday 4 September 2009 13:18

haha these comments are funnier than the FML

lonelyboy23 0

Friday 4 September 2009 13:27

That funny as hell. LOL

RhymePrime 7

Friday 4 September 2009 13:27

YDI for eating a mexican restaurant.

ananamoose 0

Friday 4 September 2009 19:40

Yep an entire restaurant, what the **** were you thinking? I meant to eat a napkin is one thing, but to keep going through, a plate and than the table, and than, the bar, that the bottles of alcohol, which wouldn't be the worst thing to eat because of the alcohol but I bet the glass hurt pretty bad, than to eat the brick walls, i mean dude how big of a stomach do you have? Eating a mexican restaurant at least everything probably tasted of salsa right? Kudos, for being super human, for eating powers.