Embarrassing, Students and Farts: Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured...

By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, during a silent exam, my stomach made the loudest, most embarrassing growling noise possible. It was so loud that the professor looked up and some people in the room turned to look at me. The girl next to me offered me a granola bar, and I accepted, even though the growl was actually me desperately holding in a fart. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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UTI

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 19:30

Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

Cre6rul 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:12

i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. **** there lives hahahahah!

Comments

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 19:02

do you do super hero work?

NightKiller 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 8:47

I don't see how superhero work matters? anyways this FML sounds fake.

horseridermc 2

Friday 23 November 2012 6:20

Your supposed to fake that someone else did it! Don't you know anything?

NeatNit 32

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:36

Haha, a similar thing happened to me once... I was with a large group of friends (school robotics team) doing volunteer work in a closed room, and suddenly had probably the most vile fart I've ever had, but silent. One by one I saw the people besides me grossing out and trying desperately to breath... most of them had eventually left the room for a while. They never knew it was me. It was hilarious.

carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 19:30

Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:48

Never heard of 'better out than in'?

summersong89 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:50

its the silent ones that kill dude.

Cre6rul 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:12

i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. **** there lives hahahahah!

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2016 8:46

You're a dick

senordonkeydildo 22

Tuesday 11 April 2017 5:14

Their*

hhhhyoyoyo 1

Monday 30 March 2009 23:36

HAHAHAHAHA! BEEN THERE

jessica92_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:13

eww

Roddsy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:35

LMFAO a friend always does this when there's like 5 of us in this REALLY small room - about 4 or 5 square metres. (editing suite in media). its awful and disgusting ._. and then our teacher walked in once and he was like -sniff- hmm something smells here.. we all pointed to my friend in unison XD he was not impressed, loll.

divesh777 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:11

haha.....imagining the scene doesn't stop my laughter!!

shazaire 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:28

omg my sides are hurting LMAO dude just because they couldnt be seen they we`re smelled. Youre a douche lol, you did it in an exam where people cant even escape your suffocating nastiness OMG the class probably did overall worse because they were gagging too much