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Gas giant

By DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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Live dumping

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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You deserved it 2 117

Better out than in

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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nerdking21 10

Friday 4 September 2009 12:10

Well, it did fit in with the lesson

alyzandra 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:19

I can see something like this actually happening, and it's fantastic. I only wish I could've been one of your students. What a story.

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girlskill 0

Friday 4 September 2009 18:05

also, for once i agree with plexico haha

soxwin04and05 0

Friday 4 September 2009 18:06

lol, Naked Gun... anybody?

Synchestra_fml 2

Friday 4 September 2009 19:12

Just what I was thinking. I had no idea Frank Drebin browsed FML >.>

polico_wolf 0

Friday 4 September 2009 18:37

ydi for having a microphone up your bum

B00_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 19:04

There's a good way to explain methane.

sc27 0

Friday 4 September 2009 19:19

LOL

computerpete 3

Friday 4 September 2009 19:44

Sounds just like a scene from one of The Naked Gun movies.

RequiemCube 0

Friday 4 September 2009 21:04

I just hope it wasn't one of those farts that sounds like "Bueller... Bueller..."

nerdking21 10

Friday 4 September 2009 21:08

That would have really suck :D That's why it's a bad idea to whole habanaros, they tend rip through you.

fxdxhk90 0

Friday 4 September 2009 21:51

This is simple to explain. You were demonstrating the ideal gas law (pv= nrt) and by reducing the moles of gas in your intestines, you were relieving pressure, demonstrating a perfect linear relationship. As a follow up question, ask them the work done by your ass in expelling the gas.

taz1 1

Friday 4 September 2009 22:57

LMAO! This has to be one of my favourite fmls ever! Wish I could have been in that lecture!

Macthenyfe 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:22

That's just too perfect for words. You should have just incorporated into your lecture. Sure, some may complain, but there would be a wait list for evey one of your classes.