Genius

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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stronghand0331 17

That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.

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IFightFoos 0

Idiot? That man is a genius!

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ColonelCusswords 24

"Trust me, im an engineer"

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DrWateryCat 8

If it works, but looks stupid, it ain't stupid.

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rebamoo 14

Sounds like something that should be patented and marketed to sick people :P there have been many times I wished I had a catheter hahahahaha However I would never drink hose water...yuck

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jaegerbritish 7

I'll have you know that the flu is very crippling and immobilizes you do to the amount of pain and and how I'll you feel the fact that he's even able to do that is amazing and I applause him

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BLARGTEHTACO 20

idiot? that's the most impressive ingenuity I've heard of in quite some time.

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