Health, Cats and Injury: Poor little guy

Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 346

You deserved it 134

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By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 212

You deserved it 2 976

By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 760

You deserved it 1 184

By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 462

You deserved it 1 746

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 932

You deserved it 3 983

By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 217

You deserved it 5 457

Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 428

You deserved it 838

By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 335

You deserved it 5 185

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 008

You deserved it 28 867

Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 671

You deserved it 3 079

By Anonymous - 04/09/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 143

You deserved it 482

spinningrecords 14

Friday 16 September 2022 2:35

Throw a toaster in while he is taking a bath. Seems fair.

tiptoppc 19

Friday 16 September 2022 2:45

It’s gotta be an eye-opening retaliation. Sort of a “Come To Jesus” moment, quite literally!

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spinningrecords 14

Friday 16 September 2022 2:35

Throw a toaster in while he is taking a bath. Seems fair.

tiptoppc 19

Friday 16 September 2022 2:45

It’s gotta be an eye-opening retaliation. Sort of a “Come To Jesus” moment, quite literally!

tiptoppc 19

Friday 16 September 2022 2:44

Turns out, the roommate is the dick to the party, not the OP’s member!

Wyoming25 3

Friday 16 September 2022 3:54

That is going to be hard the deal with.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 16 September 2022 4:05

Or a deal to hard with.

Wyoming25 3

Friday 16 September 2022 3:55

That is going to be hard the deal with.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 September 2022 4:08

Your roommate was right -- that was funny!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 17 September 2022 22:07

There are more subtle ways your roommate could have told you he thinks you need to get more pussy. In all seriousness, that is totally uncool. I'd suggest doing the same thing to him, but the cat doesn't deserve to suffer.