Get away from me

By Jinthebar - 06/05/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 151
You deserved it 7 961

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mmm. Kinky. Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.

Comments

today, at the bar, i met an all right looking "older gentleman." things were going really great - i gave him the old earlobe lick and even gave him my pickup line, the one that gets everyone in my bed: "i wanna break your collarbone." for some reason he ran away screaming. fml.

HAHAHAHAHH yeah! she should be the one to write the FML

this lady is my hero. and LOL #10 I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.

DannyPenguin 0
cdonnae 0

You're old. She's Kinky. Either way......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol #44 that is funy wow did u **** her anyway...?